I should be in jail

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I found a thing. Yay.






[ ] smoked

[x]consumed alcohol

[  ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex

[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex

[x] kissed someone of the same sex

[x] kissed someone of the opposite sex

[x] had someone in your room other than family

[x] watched porn

[ ] bought porn

[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 6


[x] taken painkillers

[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine

[x] lied to your parents

[x] lied to a friend

[x] snuck out of the house

[x] done something illegal (hurhurhur drove a car~)

[x] felt hurt

[x] hurt someone

[x] gotten into a fight

[X] wished someone to die

[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 9



[ ] missed curfew

[x] stayed out all night

[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself

[  ] been to a therapist

[  ] received a ticket

[x] been to rehab (i went to visit someone cx )

[  ] dyed your hair

[  ] been in an accident

[  ] been to a club

[x] been to a bar

TOTAL: 4


[  ] been to a wild party.

[  ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night

[x] had a spring break in Florida (kinda live there sooooo XD)

[x] sniffed anything (don't we all sniff things? like cake *w* )

[x] wore black nail polish (srs bby =w=)

[x] wore arm bands

[  ] wore t-shirts with band names

[x] listened to rap

[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL: 5


[x] dressed gothic

[  ] dressed lolita

[x] dressed girly

[x]dressed punk

[  ] dressed grunge

[x] stolen something (lulz)

[ ] been too drunk to remember anything

[ ] blacked out

[x] fainted

[x] laughed at someone's pain

[ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: 6


[x] had a crush on a friend

[  ] been to a concert.

[  ] dry-humped someone

[x] been called a slut

[x] called someone a slut

[  ] installed speakers in your car

[x] broken a mirror

[  ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house

[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush. (accidentally!)

TOTAL: 5


[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (Who the fuck is that?! =w=)

[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater

[ ] cruised on mail

[x] skipped school (lulz i did a good sum last year)

[  ] had surgery

[x] had an injury (Bruised tailbone ;3; not fun!)

[x] gone to court (i visited cuz my mom had to do a thing)

[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping

[x] caught something on fire (mini bagels XD )

TOTAL: 5


[  ] owned/rented an apartment/house

[x] broke the law in the police's presence

[  ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf

[  ] got in trouble with the police

[x] talked to a stranger

[x] hugged a stranger

[ ] licked a stranger

[x] been verbally harassed

[x] been physically harassed

TOTAL: 5


[  ] met face-to-face with someone you met online

[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight

[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (Does Skype call count? XD)

[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight

[x] been to a fair

[x] been called a bad influence

[  ] drank and drove

[  ] prank-called someone

[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex

[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 7


GRAND: 52


If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a goody goody]

If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]

If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm a bad kid]

If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]

If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]

If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]

If you have More Than 60... Write [I should be shot]

If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]
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